i'm worth five dollars??????
stephanie; fifteen, the netherlands. i guess this is the part i say something witty, but i'm not witty [isaac lahey voice]

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

420calum:

yes we have his nudes but people are saying they’re gonna print it out and show up at his concerts and ask him to sign it? That’s fcking gross
1) it was already leaked
2) someone betrayed calum and showed it
3) calum already tweeted saying he realized it was a mistake to learn from
4) don’t be a fucking asshole and leave it alone don’t be disrespectful
5) it’s not funny

Happy Birthday my chubby, love you, and want you to be very happy in this life, I wish you all none good, my perfect toy story, 21th, already matured and ready to shine, more is already shining , Liam Payne 21th 

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Did I just say that?   Yes. You just said that.

michaelgclifford:

@Luke5SOS: Another hotel room 👀✌

GROUP F

  • FC Barcelona
  • PSG
  • Ajax
  • Apoel

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